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"Ah, we've arrived..."
I've crossed mountains (meaningfully), ventured into valleys and through caves (meaningfully), across the vast ocean and sopping wet swam (meaningfully), and finally, we've arrived in one piece. I think it's a miracle that I didn't get completely dried out. On the other hand, the women are all shining brightly. I don't necessarily want to be on the receiving end, but I can't help but feel that this is unfair.
"While saying such things, Desmond-sama did take plenty of magical power from me, didn't he? I should be the one who was about to wither away."
Said the wife who has her platinum blonde hair shining more than usual.
Well, I was given magic power alright, or rather, it was more like I was force-fed gasoline.....the engine in my waist reached a level beyond the heavens.
Now that we have arrived, I can see just how utterly remote my territory is.
It was so, so far away...
Still, I never imagined that the day would come when I could leave Aldora. More like I didn't even want to leave... Moreover, the reason for it was an invitation to a party from my wife's ex-husband...
――Ahh, I want to go back...
But of course, it was not permitted to. We arrived at a luxurious or rather, high-class inn.
"Come on, Desmond-sama, my father and mother have already arrived."
――Pardon?
What did you just say?
I am faced with the reality that I have to fight Charlotte's ex-husband, but it's another to think that meeting her parents is some kind of prelude to the final battle. Charlotte is excited to introduce me to them, but I need some time to prepare myself.
"Both of them were so eager to meet Desmond-sama. I never thought the day would come when I could introduce you to them. Hurry, hurry."
Charlotte tugged on my arm, looking thrilled to be able to let me meet her mom and dad. The way she does it is very cute, but.....
"Wait a minute! Give me some time to prepare myself!"
Speaking of Charlotte's parents, her dad is the dashing red-haired man I met when I was introduced to Charlotte's family eight years ago. He was perfect, both as a nobility, and a mage. And from him, for a very, grudging marriage, he said...
'If you dare do something terrible to my daughter, I'll make sure you regret it.'
I don't even want to remember that traumatic pressure from him.
"We've only talked through letters so far, but my father is very pleased with Desmond-sama for impregnating me."
That's also a pressure in itself, whether they welcome me or treat me coldly, I'm the troublesome son-in-law who's scared to death.
"Also, my mother would love to meet you."
Charlotte's, mother.
I wonder why. Like mother, like daughter. Even though it's just a phrase that expresses a relationship, why do those two words together exudes so much power?
HAHAHA, no no, oh my "Chicken Sense" Why are you reacting to it, didn't you rarely work and have never reacted like this before? In the first place, if Charlotte's parents were waiting for us, shouldn't you react when we arrived at this inn?
And yet, It reacts only after I hear about it...
This rascal skill...
However, no matter how much she is Charlotte's mother, she is still the wife of the prestigious noble family of Earl Terrace. And, the reason why Charlotte turned out like this is that I regained the memories of my past life and embraced her. ――For instance, being eccentric, like our old dog, but that's probably too much of an exaggeration...
"Please be careful. she's me and Onee-sama's mother after all."
"――"
――I'm getting a little bit of a stomach ache. Oh, this is a bad one. I'm sure I won't be able to get out of the bathroom until tomorrow's party.....
And just when I tried to find a bathroom in the hallway of the inn.
"Guess who~♪"
Suddenly, my vision was obstructed. And on my back was a soft maternal weapon that was equivalent to or even greater than Charlotte's softness... My eyes were covered and hugged tightly. I can feel it squishing...and it smelled so good too.
"Desmond-sama? Your nose is flaring. What is your answer? You have five seconds to answer. I don't want to end up giving birth to this child as a widow."
Eh?
I've heard this voice before.
That is, up until recently. Before I regained the memory of my previous life and started to bang Charlotte. You know, when I received the key to her room,
'Oh, the garden stone is working.'
... The intonation, the cold voice, the distain...
"Five."
Wait, what's that!?
It's as if as she said the number, a fire is lit at the tip of one of her fingers.....
"Four."――*Puff*!
I heard it! I definitely heard it just now!
It sounds like two, swirling, converging fireballs.
"Three."
I can hear a crackling sound! It's crackling and popping as if three fireballs are resonating and roaring together!
"Oh my, Charlotte-chan, you've improved quite a bit, haven't you?"
I heard a cheerful voice in my ear. Or rather, lips pressed into my ear and I felt her breath into my ear, making me squirm ...
"My, that's very brave of you to think about that. I'll skip numbers 2 and 1 then. Now, Desmond-sama? Have you prepared your answers? Have you prayed to God? Are you ready to be rocked and humiliated on the bed?"
"Oh my, Charlotte-chan..."
I heard a pleasant voice from behind me. I feel like her voice is similar to Charlotte's. However, from the front, there is a hot, roaring heat like a raging furnace. But as a husband, I can only feel cold. I can hardly believe it, but! Charlotte-sama is holding five 【fireball】 in her hand and playing with them!
I'm not sure, but I have to bet on one fact!
On my grandfather's name!
'Hoho, you called for me?'
Shit! It's a death flag!
"Mother-in-law! This is Charlotte's mother!"
I screamed, forgetting my status and manners as a lord and a nobleman.
"Buuu buu~ you're wrong♪"
――I am dead! Goodbye reincarnated life! Honestly, I wanted to have more and more sex with Charlotte and have enough children to build a village, as she said.
Although, it is Charlotte who kills me, so......"
I won't kill you. I only want to punish you. But, mother, Desmond-sama was right, so please let him go. In the first place, it's Desmond-sama's fault for being so happy to be hugged by mother."――hmph
Oh, Charlotte-chan is getting all pouty. What a cute and refreshing sight.
"I won't forgive you even if you say that."
I didn't mean it that way, but ―― I was being serious!
"No, you are not correct. I am Charlotte's mother, but you have to call me by my first name, Margaret. Otherwise, unacceptable ❤"
Oooh, breathe like that into my ear... it's too much...
Wait, what? Does this person know about erotic stuff? Ah, stop, don't blow into my ear...
"Desmond-sama?"
Oh no! There's no warmth in Miss Charlotte's voice! But I can't forcibly pull my mother-in-law off me...
"Margaret-sama."
"Oh my, You can just call me by my name."
*Squeeze.*
Her busty chest pressed against me...
I'm about to explode!
...No, no, no, this is no good. Even if she's a woman, she has a higher rank than me, a Baron, and even higher than my birth family, Viscount.
There's no way I can call her just by her name! But if I don't call her by her name, she's apparently going to unleash her 【Fireball】 - or rather, that's not even a 【Fireball】 anymore?
"It's a Five Fin⬤er Flares."
Stop it! I'm getting murdered with knowledge from another world!
"Now now, please don't hesitate to call me by my name, Desmond-sama. Anyone can address your wife's mother by her first name," whispered Margaret-sama in my ear.
Hey, stop it! She's getting closer! Ahh, her nose, her noseeee! No, noooo~~~~!
It seems that as soon as I arrived at Swift's territory, I was baptized by the Terrace family.
By my wife and her mother.
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"Desmond-kun, I'm extremely sorry on behalf of my wife......"
In the room we were guided to, my father-in-law bowed his head toward me. He looked very, very apologetic. With reddish hair, eyebrows, and a mustache of the same color, he was a nice-looking middle-aged man who exudes dandyism, despite his slightly stern demeanor. His eyes were brown.
I had hesitated to meet him—or rather, both of them—but seeing such an apologetic face from a middle-aged man made me feel so uncomfortable.
Furthermore, the culprit of all this, my wife's mother, Margaret-sama, ――or should I call her the "Big Mistress", was sitting next to me on the couch facing my father-in-law. Charlotte was on my other side.
――Why!
.....
"No, nothing to apologize for. She's just a lovely person, and I'd bet your house is bright and cheerful because of her."
I smiled softly, wearing my badass sweet aristocrat mask.
Oh,
Daddy's expression softened. Hey, can you please stop looking at me like you're trying to bear hug me like that? It's so awkward. If that is the case, I would rather be treated badly..... Moreover, you bowed down to me just now, right? I'm not sure if it's okay for an earl to bow down to a baron.
――No, that's not it.
.....
Well, I guess that's because my impregnation of Charlotte had a positive effect on them to that extent, but for me, being able to embrace the girl I love and being happy about it comes first, and I just happened to impregnate her as a result of my desire. Besides, it's still the first child. I still intend to have Charlotte bear more children.
"Ah,... Desmond-sama... What are you planning to do.... making me wet in front of my parents... Nnuu..."
On my left, Charlotte-chan rubbed her thighs together.
――Gufufu.
I try to raise my spirits, but in front of me, my father-in-law who seemed to have raised his evaluation of me, and on my right, my mother-in-law who pressed her breasts against me like her daughter did.
――They're huge. So big in fact that I think they even surpassed Charlotte's. But...what? Why does my mother-in-law press her tits against me and enjoy it?
She shouldn't be aware of eros... right?
Well, for now, it seems like my father-in-law doesn't care, but in this world, even if there is no sexual desire, there are emotions like love, possessiveness, and jealousy. But, without eros, simply pushing breasts on me may not evoke a response, or it may conclude in an outright denial. Is my father-in-law not possessive, or has he been unconsciously trained to put his wife's actions outside of his awareness? Hmm, it's probably best not to think about it anymore.
It's not a good idea to meddle in other people's affairs, right☆.
And besides, my own marriage is in a pinch, to begin with.
"A pinch? You're saying an interesting thing." She spoke in the tone of speech that she use before I fully regained my memory from my prior life. It seems that just pleasing her by words won't be enough to be forgiven.
"Forgiven? For what? I love Desmond-sama, and I know Desmond-sama loves me the most. So why would our relationship be in a pinch? Yes, if my mother pushes her chest against your arm, you might be conscious of the difference between hers and her daughter's breasts... But I know that Desmond-sama loves me the most, even now. So why would it be a pinch?"
*Shivering, trembling.*
This is bad, it's really bad. And there, my 'chicken sense' is finally reacting. it's so damn annoying!
"Oh my, is everything alright? Desmond-sama, you're sweating quite a bit."
said the mother on the right, as she dabbed at my forehead with a handkerchief.
*pat pat*
As she did so, I couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by a large maternal presence, Uoooh, mama's munyuu-munyuu is pressing my arm.
"Hee~"
*press*
and Charlotte's breasts are pressing on my left arm harder.
――"No! this's not it!"
I couldn't even look at my beloved wife.
"Oh dear, the sweat won't stop."
she continued to dab at my forehead.
Mama's tits jiggle and move around my arm.
She's doing this on purpose, isn't she.....?
"Yes, that's right. After all, when someone presses their breasts against Desmond-sama, he stiffens his body and tries his best not to let his nose flare up. It's no wonder my mother can see through it... Hmm, so Desmond-sama has such a taste..."
That-that's not it!
And besides, what kind of taste are you talking about!
Surely, if you are Charlotte's maman, you are 29 +..... at least 15?
"My onee-sama is thirty-eight years old"
Uh-oh, my Scouter broke. I guess I can't calculate her power level anymore...oh damn.....
――Unh, seriously. Because!
Charlotte's mother, Margaret, is twenty-nine years old, but she looks younger than Charlotte――who has the look of a pretty girl!
They both have wavy platinum blonde hair and big emerald eyes. Charlotte now wears a neat white dress, and Margaret wears a similar white dress that makes her look younger than Charlotte if one is not careful.....
How can she be older?
The term 'beautiful witch' seems fitting, and that's only based on her appearance, her behavior could even be seen as mischievous... Overwhelmingly devilish, demonic, she's a demon....or a demon queen...
Daddy, do something, she's your wife!
"He can't. because it's mother."
Well, I don't want to hear any more details about that.
"However, it's not Desmond-sama's fault that they are being so affectionate."
.....
――it seems like my hit points might drop to zero before the actual battle...
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